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13.06.2025 00:00

Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
Next, they tried...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
Why do people still think Michael Jackson was guilty?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why is the show The Big Bang Theory so hated?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.