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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 00:00

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Loons and Moons

Then came..

Is it wrong that I picked to be a Christian (as a teenager/14-year-old) even with knowing all of the information about other religions/atheism?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

New model helps to figure out which distant planets may host life - Phys.org

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Minds and Behinds

Retinal prosthesis woven from tellurium nanowires partially restores vision in blind mice - Phys.org

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

They put up a sign reading

No way

Cliffhanger's Black Panther game reportedly would have built upon the famously patented Nemesis System - Rock Paper Shotgun

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good

Why did Lord Shiva lust after Mohini - how can he be the supreme and worthy of devotion if he did such a thing?

No, not a chance

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Unacceptable again!

Nike on Amazon; Nike’s Disastrous Pivot; Inevitability, Intentionality, and Amazon - Stratechery by Ben Thompson

Thumbs down again.

Everyone loved it.

Staying in This Place Too Long Could Change How You Age, Scientists Say - The Daily Galaxy

Another attempt resulted in ...

No go.

Next, they tried...

Where can I get sure fixed matches on Instagram?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

Nuts and Butts

Why do people still think Michael Jackson was guilty?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why is the show The Big Bang Theory so hated?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Analysis & Anal Cysts

share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.